Published on 11 August 2023 at 08:43

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And dive into the invevitable vortex

That is the marketing funnel


As hard as you try

Not to buy buy buy

We'll always be here with a remind


-er to take our deal

While we take your email

And all other sensitive information


As is outlined by the terms

On our "conditional" and unrelated forms

If you'll just check that fine print box oh wait -


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